Public officials behaving badly in the US usually means something to do with sex or money, but we’re slowly getting into an international trend of misdeeds that involve violence. So far, we haven’t gotten to the point where Taiwan has (and a few other countries) since our lawmakers haven’t started all-out brawls… yet.
I guess the stress of the job can get to lawmakers, but water balloons? We’ll get back to that in a moment.
The problem lies in the fact that we have warring factions working with each other daily, and they never stop fighting. That wasn’t always the case, especially in the US. Back during the Reagan and Clinton years, members of the House and Senate used to socialize with each other, and not based on party politics. So, you could see two senators who were practically screaming at each other on the floor of the Senate during the day drinking together in a DC bar that night. That doesn’t happen anymore, at least nowhere near as often as it did.
We’ve all been warned to leave work at the office, and decompress at home, right? And that’s because the experts who tell us to do that know that people need to leave the stress of work behind to keep sane.
So, why are we telling politicians to do the absolute opposite, by demanding that they live and breathe on the politicking?
Apparently there are a lot of people out there who think that it’s a good idea to have less-than-sane people running things, because we’re making insane demands. Think about that the next time you see someone complaining about politicians talking nicely with their colleagues on the other side of the aisle.
Seriously, it’s surprising that we haven’t seen anything like what happened in Taiwan on the Hill.
Now, back to those water balloons.
While I have no idea why in the world there were water balloons in the hands of Taiwanese lawmakers, I do know why the airmen in the photo here have them. They were celebrating an “excellent” rating on an inspection back in 2012. It was a well-deserved break, and shows that there’s nothing wrong with cutting loose to relieve stress (without brawling.)
Maybe Congress needs to do the same thing, but not as a reward – as a pressure relief. I’m not joking.
Congress needs to have a water balloon fight. They need to get out their frustrations on each other in a way that is generally harmless. Adding a few kegs of beer, and maybe a few cases of hard liquor would help, too. If they keep it on private property in DC, why not throw in some pot – it’s legal there.
And the people need to stop thinking that the warring factions need to be at war at all times. It’s funny, but both sides look back on the Reagan and Clinton years respectively as their party’s time to shine – their president got so much done! What did those two men have in common? They really did know the “art of the deal” since they knew how to reach across the aisle. The “my way or the highway” garbage is just a half-step from a dictatorship or fascism. That’s not us – that’s not the US.
So, commence the water battle and revelry, to prevent a brawl!